Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
