Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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