nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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