so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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