My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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