the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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