i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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