yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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