How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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