If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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