I'm drive I can fine osifer
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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