what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Randomize