Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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