I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wish I only lived at night.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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