Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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