i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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