4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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