Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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