I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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