the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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