Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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