Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Terrible idea I love it
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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