You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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