i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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