But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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