everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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