If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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