what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
