At least make sure they are 18
Why
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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