You work out of a Hotel?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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