I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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