I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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