That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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