Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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