All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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