at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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