I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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