he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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