dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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