Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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