My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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