look no pants
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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