I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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