I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
