Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You don't make any sense
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