You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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