"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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