she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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