How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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