How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
it's great music for shaving your balls
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Alive.
So much puke
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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