Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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