i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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