yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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