so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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